And a one, and a two…

At a restaurant with friends, I went to the gents to fix my lipstick after the meal. A guy walked in after me and immediately went into Embarrassed Brit Mode (imagine a young Hugh Grant doing his flustered-and-stuttering routine).

Gent: “Oh, christ! I’m terribly sorry! I thought this was the gents!”

Me: “Nah, you’re okay; this is the gents. I’m just doing my makeup.”

Gent: “Um… um… …” [leaves, unrelieved] 

And a one, and a two…, is a somewhat humorous look at the restroom situation from Miss Twist....  I love the graphic that goes along with the post, but I'll make you go there to look at it.