Gent: “Oh, christ! I’m terribly sorry! I thought this was the gents!”
Me: “Nah, you’re okay; this is the gents. I’m just doing my makeup.”
Gent: “Um… um… …” [leaves, unrelieved]
And a one, and a two…, is a somewhat humorous look at the restroom situation from Miss Twist.... I love the graphic that goes along with the post, but I'll make you go there to look at it.