My sink was blocked, and the pipes were leaking, so I called the letting agent who called the plumber who interrogated me about my sex life. So it goes. He started by asking if he could ask me a question. Yes, but I may not answer. He took an age, not seeming to find the words- I wanted to say, “spit it out, man” but left him to it. Then he told me he had seen my wigs- did I have cancer?
This is an entertaining post written in Clare's distinct style. There's somewhat of a surprise at the end of the post. I'm not going to say what it is, so you're just going to have to read Talking to a lesbian.
Split Personality - I think that the voters suffer from split personalities, they want low taxes and they also want services and the two are mutually exclusive. You want the b...
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