Things a Phlebotomist Might Say*

A young woman entered the room, introduced herself, and swabbed the crook of my arm with alcohol. As she wiped, she asked without looking up, "Why do you shave your arms?"



Yeah, Leslie, why do you shave your arms?  I can't imagine.  Help me out!  You'll find the answer (as if you didn't know, right?), and more, here.